Legend has it that on the day after the last day, philosophers Slavoj Zizek and Ursula Le Guin (under the intoxicating influence of a ‘Mr. G. Ennis’) gathered for their perpetually postponed post-apocalyptic Dionysian celebration. Channelling the anti-horse-flogging spirit of one 19th century syphilis-laden madman, Zizek and Le Guin, while precariously clinging to the edifice that is everything that is not the abyss (which is, to say, not very much), introduced, via sheer will of sexiness, the concept of Anarcrow!

Of course, this is entirely false.